Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Ready Aim


If you have ever been a pregnant woman, you know how difficult this is.
Today, I knew I had Lab work to be done.
They told me it would take around 1 1/2 hours so I thougth I better
use the potty before I leave. Surely by the time they get around to needing a "sample" I will be ready once again.
Well that 1 1/2, ended up being only 10 minutes later.
The male nurse took me to the restroom, and showed me a diagram on how to do this. (as if after 4 pregnancies I need instructions)
So I am now all alone, and no need to relieve.
I jumped, then laughed. Turned on the water...that always works when potty training. Nothing.
I am giggling in the bathroom, thinking..."maybe I should just stick my head thru the deposit cupboard and see if he can get me a drink."
Just a note to future moms...don't pee if you need to donate.